Handi-Snacks Cheez'n Crackers are FantaSTICK!!!

Here is an old Kraft Handi-Snacks Cheez'n Crackers commercial from 1995. It features "Stick Figure" who is the famous plastic red stick you use to spread the cheese with. He's a pretty funny guy! Was he in any other commercials or did Kraft fire him since they thought he was too cheesy? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Stick Figure has some great lines such as:

          "My rooms got a sunroof...I can eat crackers in bed...AND I get to splash around in a tub full of cheese!!"

          (Acts like he's JAWS) "Pretty scary huh? Oooh! I'm shakin' in my cheese!!"

          "Give me all your cheese! This is a STICK up!!"

          "It's great being me. Only one small problem. NO ROOM FOR A BRAIN!!!"

          "Enough with the yackin'...it's time for snackin'!!"

          "Handi-Snacks. FantaSTICK!!"

I used to love eating these during lunchtime when I was a kid. My mom didn't buy them too often so whenever I'd open my lunch bag and see the cheez'n crackers goodness, I'd be so happy. I haven't tried them in sooooo long. Are they any good anymore???


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Video Title: (1995) Kraft Handi-Snacks Cheez'n Crackers "Stick Figure" - 90's TV commercial
Product: Kraft Handi-Snacks Cheez'n Crackers
Original Air Date: 1995
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MORGUE MONDAY: Ralph James (aka Mr. Turtle)

Right now, we know you're asking yourself, "Who is Ralph James"? We asked the same question. Ralph James was a voiceover artist who voiced Mr. Turtle from the classic Tootsie Pop commercials, which ran from 1978 to 1982. Ralph James died at the age of 67 on March 14, 1992. That was 19 years ago today! He had a small part but he will be remembered forever!

We have fond memories of this commercial. We always liked how Mr. Turtle was a grumpy old man and didn't want to deal with the weird naked kid's questions. "GO ASK MR. OWL, YOU YOUNG WHIPPER SNAPPER SON OF A BITCH YOU!!!!"

RIP Ralph James

Laundry detergent issues were HUGE back in 1988

Ok. I remember this used to be a theme. Where the cartoon chick could not reach her laundry in time. Did she make it this time? Fuck no, she did not.


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Video Title: (1988) Solo laundry detergent - 80's TV commercial
Product: Solo laundry detergent
Original Air Date: 1988
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Can't compute! Need more fruit!

This commercial has a robot that kind of looks like Toucan Sam but his nose isn't like his though. Also, you gotta love Toucan Sam's famous quote: "Just follow my nose. It always knows!"


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Video Title: (1986) Kellogg's Froot Loops - 80's TV commercial
Product: Kellogg's Froot Loops
Original Air Date: 1986
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Just say "WHEN" Ernie!

When I was a kid in the 80's I always wondered where the Keebler Elves lived. I always thought that they lived in a random tree nearby my house. Unfortunately, I eventually found out that they were just some money making ad campaign and that they never actually lived at all and if they did live they didn't live in a tree but instead lived in the brain of some douche bag douche. Anyway..... the mass-produced conveyor belt cookies still taste pretty good if ya ask me!


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Video Title: (1987) Keebler Chips Deluxe - 80's TV commercial
Product: Keebler Chips Deluxe chocolate chip cookies
Original Air Date: 1987
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Angry pilot kid is very rude to Honey Nut Cheerios Bee

All I know is if I saw a cartoon bee flying around and he wanted to use my airplane I'd say "Go right ahead little buddy!!" This kid gives in eventually.


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Video Title: (1986) Honey Nut Cheerios - 80's TV commercial
Product: Honey Nut Cheerios cereal (General Mills)
Original Air Date: 1986
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CRUNCH POWER will defeat those Soggies!

We remember there used to be so many Cap'n Crunch cereal commercials back in the day. This one is from 1986 and it features the Soggies of course! The second half of the TV commercial shows what toy you get in each box. It's a neat Secret Message Writer and Decoder! Radical!!


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Video Title: (1986) Cap'n Crunch - 80's TV commercial
Product: Cap'n Crunch cereal (Quaker Oats)
Original Air Date: 1986
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BJ and The Chef in your freezer

Here is an old Kid Cuisine frozen dinner commercial that's from 1992. It features BJ (the penguin) and The Chef (the polar bear). They're perfect characters for selling frozen dinners since they love the cold and live in the freezer. But unfortunately they were dropped by the company and now some new penguin named K.C. has taken over.

Also, back in 1992, Kid Cuisine frozen foods were promoting the re-release of Walt Disney's "Pinnochio" so they offered a free Pinnochio game board with each dinner. We want all four!!

With every bite so chocolaty, oh everybody wants my Cocoa Crispies!

 Yes, another cereal commercial. Very catchy tune!

Happy 48th Birthday Lucky!

Lucky the Leprechaun was created in 1963 and was voiced by voice actor Arthur Anderson until 1992, the year of this commercial. Is this Arthur or an impostor? You decide!

The movie that no one remembers

Here is an old "Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland" movie trailer that was recorded in 1992.

This animated feature film was actually originally released in Japan on July 15, 1989. Three years later it was re-released in the US on August 21, 1992. Here is the trailer for the US re-release.

Basically, Little Nemo is "a young explorer who must save a noble king, outmatch a mighty monster, and win the heart of a princess!" Although it was considered a flop in Japan, it did somewhat well in the US.

Everyone should whistle while you work

Here's another McDonald's commercial from 1996. All of the McDonald's employees look so happy and they're whistling while they work! That would be radical if McDonald's workers did that all across the world!

Tiggerific Dad at McDonald's

It's nice to see that even Dad's like to be Tiggerific!

Freddie as F.R.O.7 movie trailer

Here is a "Freddie as F.R.O.7." movie trailer that was recorded in 1992.

Wow! This frog is a superhero, he has superpowers, he's a secret agent, and he's green. That means he's a leaping green fighting machine!!

The film was originally released in the United Kingdom and did poorly and went straight to video in the US. The US version has James Earl Jones as the narrator.

We never saw this movie. Have you guys? How was it? It's supposedly one of the lowest grossing animated movies of all time. We want to see it!!

The Jetsons invade Denny's Restaurant

Here is an old Denny's restaurant commercial from 1992. It has the Courlic?? sisters acting all wacky and showing the kids where they can see the Jetsons flying above Denny's!

Denny's was promoting their new Jetsons Kids Menu which had "puzzles, games, and neat space stuff" and how it would be a perfect companion on your summer vacation.
We want all six!

Dr. Katz is ready to assist you

Here is another Dr. Katz commercial. Comedy Central commercials back then were so much different than they are today....

Dr. Katz and Squigglevision

Here is a commercial from the animated series "Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist". Notice that the actor here is a young Dr. Taub from "House" (Peter Jacobson)!

This show ran from May 28, 1995 to December 24, 1999. It was computer animated in a crude, easily recognizable style called Squigglevision in which all persons and animate objects are colored and have constantly squiggling outlines, while most other inanimate objects are static and usually gray in color.

Enjoy!

Boy and bunny save the world's chocolate

The title says it all.

Cocoa Puffs and a young Joseph Gordon-Levitt

This commercial features a very young Joseph Gordon-Levitt who is best known for his role as Tommy Solomon in "3rd Rock from the Sun". This was in 1992, so he was about 11 years old here. In only a few years time is when he is cast as Tommy Solomon.

Sonny makes these kids go cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs! All strange things are happening to them!!

Teen Wolf & Galaxy High promo

Here's another promo from 1986 that was shown during the Saturday morning cartoons of that year. Man, the cartoons of that era were incredible!!